Me: You do know which one is almond right?
Him: Of course! (in a how-could-you-even-ask-that voice)
Not long after he came home and handed me the ice cream.
Him: Because I love you so much I put in extra extra almonds.
He's lucky I am not pregnant otherwise my hormones would have asked him to go back and get it right.
If you're a guy and you have no clue what's going on, those are longans and LOTS of peanuts.